How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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