Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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