would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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