Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm really busy with my period
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