I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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