you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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