This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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