is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
