i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
