This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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