I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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