Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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