Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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