Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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