oh god the rape fog is back!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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