What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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