let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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