I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
this is an emotional support booty call
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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