Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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