Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
be right there i have to get my cape
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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