Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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