what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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