physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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