Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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