these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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