Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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