sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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