i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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