Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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