ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
