It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I did not marry a roomba.
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