thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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