Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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