So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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