just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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