A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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