The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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