Sry I called you an 8
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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