Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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