I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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