I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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