just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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