why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?