I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
