He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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