P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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