What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You pole danced in your parka.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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