i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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