it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
All I want is dick and wine.
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