hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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