I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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