Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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