his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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