who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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