I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Holy sore nipples Batman
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
