i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
BRING THE BAGELS
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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