My nipple is on Facebook.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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