Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You were trust falling into bushes
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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